Dads That Have Given The Funniest Pieces Of Advice And Quotes
Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to tweet something weird, funny, or embarrassing their fathers have said.
Dad's are great, they're like Mums, but cooler. Well thanks to Jimmy Fallon's #MarchDadness hashtag, there are now two other challenges floating around on Twitter - #DadQuotes and #Dadvice. Who doesn't love a bit of dad advice?
Even if dads aren't always right they're usually pretty funny or mean enough to make you reevaluate your life and make better choices, plus there's always mom to save the day if they start the end of the world. Check out the list below and enjoy some quirky quotes, bad advice, and dads who think they're actually funny! You'll love it, I promise. Maybe...
Who cares?
lilhannahs [ADVERTISEMENT]
Perk Number 1 actually!
susy_faus
RED ALERT: DAD PUNS
haythax7 [ADVERTISEMENT]
Helmet? Check!
tpatt356
DAD WHY.
craigbackus [ADVERTISEMENT]
Nobody? Nobody.
kingedhill
Setting the rule from day one!
MrsDuffeyTeach [ADVERTISEMENT]
TRUTH!
katiekesler15
"Thanks dad!"
laurenCoreFit [ADVERTISEMENT]
Weird, yet great advice.
lauradarzaaa
10 dad points for this deep advice.
JHBeezy [ADVERTISEMENT]
Always use your manners!
paigeleilani
Beware!
mikeruss39 [ADVERTISEMENT]
Dad.... Dad why.
SusanStone12
*Opens Milk*
MarcosAmparo3
The voices tell me I want Pizza.
OliBob_1029
Do you need some ice for both of those burns?
trace3304
Cheers Grandad!
killer_skillern
No one should laugh at this... But I did.
pjlovescountry
It's the baby maker!
lexywhite_2525
10/10
karee_jo
Well, looks like we can never play Scrabble again.
kejade
DAD.
grace_owens11
It was an honest mistake!
kbempringham
Really, mum?
jennifermccoart
The last thing I'm going to do while making a bowel movement is think about my dad, but thanks.
jaymcarthur1025
She's the sponge that sucks up the slippy slide of entertainment...
KristenRose124
Act. Natural.
Karlijn_Laurent
#ok
princessjess121
... Not a terrible idea.
BakeryMundare
Nailed the "overstaying your welcome" warning, dad.
Annjack555A
"Ghost of money?"
palakiks
Then what's a shart?
HannaPeters5
PIEorities?
jamiedaws_
Ways to impress their dad: Laugh at these jokes.
jessicazap14
OUCH
robin_ski13
What's more weird is that you know this, right? No?
kris_will1
They're bad! For your wallet...
sibba_mira
Sure dad but I'm going to go stand in the yard.
glanceadrianna
Yes dad. 100%
KristenRose124
Servant! Hush my minions are performing!
sarahjane2885
If I had a stool I'd hit you with it...
AliciaAnne1
#Honesty
ChibiNekoCos
They can't arrest you if you're right!
sraab_01
Sign me up!
KattFunny
Now I'm suspicious.
Aricka_Shuck
Can you blame him?
doridoodle1
Dad rules for his daughter #48:
erichorvath_
Next time?
colemor
You know you're grown when your dad gives you drinking tips...
heart_music87
Mikayla
