Dads That Have Given The Funniest Pieces Of Advice And Quotes

Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to tweet something weird, funny, or embarrassing their fathers have said.

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Dads That Have Given The Funniest Pieces Of Advice And Quotes

Dad's are great, they're like Mums, but cooler. Well thanks to  Jimmy Fallon's #MarchDadness hashtag, there are now two other challenges floating around on Twitter - #DadQuotes and #Dadvice. Who doesn't love a bit of dad advice?

Even if dads aren't always right they're usually pretty funny or mean enough to make you reevaluate your life and make better choices, plus there's always mom to save the day if they start the end of the world. Check out the list below and enjoy some quirky quotes, bad advice, and dads who think they're actually funny! You'll love it, I promise. Maybe... 

Who cares?

 Who cares? lilhannahs

Perk Number 1 actually!

 Perk Number 1 actually! susy_faus

RED ALERT: DAD PUNS

 RED ALERT: DAD PUNS haythax7

Helmet? Check!

 Helmet? Check! tpatt356

DAD WHY.

 DAD WHY. craigbackus

Nobody? Nobody.

 Nobody? Nobody. kingedhill

Setting the rule from day one!

 Setting the rule from day one! MrsDuffeyTeach

TRUTH!

 TRUTH! katiekesler15

"Thanks dad!"

 laurenCoreFit

Weird, yet great advice.

 Weird, yet great advice. lauradarzaaa

10 dad points for this deep advice.

 10 dad points for this deep advice. JHBeezy

Always use your manners!

 Always use your manners! paigeleilani

Beware!

 Beware! mikeruss39

Dad.... Dad why.

 Dad.... Dad why. SusanStone12

*Opens Milk*

 *Opens Milk* MarcosAmparo3

The voices tell me I want Pizza.

 The voices tell me I want Pizza. OliBob_1029

Do you need some ice for both of those burns?

 Do you need some ice for both of those burns? trace3304

Cheers Grandad!

 Cheers Grandad! killer_skillern

No one should laugh at this... But I did.

 No one should laugh at this... But I did. pjlovescountry

It's the baby maker!

 It's the baby maker! lexywhite_2525

10/10

 10/10 karee_jo

Well, looks like we can never play Scrabble again.

 Well, looks like we can never play Scrabble again. kejade

DAD.

 DAD. grace_owens11

It was an honest mistake!

 It was an honest mistake! kbempringham

Really, mum?

 Really, mum? jennifermccoart

The last thing I'm going to do while making a bowel movement is think about my dad, but thanks.

 The last thing I'm going to do while making a bowel movement is think about my dad, but thanks. jaymcarthur1025

She's the sponge that sucks up the slippy slide of entertainment...

 She's the sponge that sucks up the slippy slide of entertainment... KristenRose124

Act. Natural.

 Act. Natural. Karlijn_Laurent

#ok

 #ok princessjess121

... Not a terrible idea.

 ... Not a terrible idea. BakeryMundare

Nailed the "overstaying your welcome" warning, dad.

 Nailed the Annjack555A

"Ghost of money?"

 palakiks

Then what's a shart?

 Then what's a shart? HannaPeters5

PIEorities?

 PIEorities? jamiedaws_

Ways to impress their dad: Laugh at these jokes.

 Ways to impress their dad: Laugh at these jokes. jessicazap14

OUCH

 OUCH robin_ski13

What's more weird is that you know this, right? No?

 What's more weird is that you know this, right? No? kris_will1

They're bad! For your wallet...

 They're bad! For your wallet... sibba_mira

Sure dad but I'm going to go stand in the yard.

 Sure dad but I'm going to go stand in the yard. glanceadrianna

Yes dad. 100%

 Yes dad. 100% KristenRose124

Servant! Hush my minions are performing!

 Servant! Hush my minions are performing! sarahjane2885

If I had a stool I'd hit you with it...

 If I had a stool I'd hit you with it... AliciaAnne1

#Honesty

 #Honesty ChibiNekoCos

They can't arrest you if you're right!

 They can't arrest you if you're right! sraab_01

Sign me up!

 Sign me up! KattFunny

Now I'm suspicious.

 Now I'm suspicious. Aricka_Shuck

Can you blame him?

 Can you blame him? doridoodle1

Dad rules for his daughter #48:

 Dad rules for his daughter #48: erichorvath_

Next time?

 Next time? colemor

You know you're grown when your dad gives you drinking tips...

 You know you're grown when your dad gives you drinking tips... heart_music87
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