50 Hysterical Failed Cooking Moments That Would Make Gordon Ramsay Faint

Maybe it's better if these people had a few cooking lessons first.

Liezel

• Published in Funny
• April 1, 2022

There are tons of great places to find good food out there but there's just nothing that beats a warm freshly cooked meal made with love and effort at home. No wonder many of us put on the apron and try to bust out what Gordon Ramsay we might have in us from time to time.

Unfortunately, the truth is that not everybody is just gifted in the kitchen.

Some people do great because cooking has been engraved into their minds ever since they were young at home. Others can get by being great at following instructions in the cookbook.

There are a few, however, whose life skills simply don't belong in the kitchen. Because try as they might, there are just some people who the kitchen doesn't agree with.

These are the people you'd rather have waiting for the food rather than making the food. Anything other than that and you might end up ordering takeout.

Some of their kitchen fails are simply burning the food, here and there, or a little oversalting or no salting at all while others may be complete disasters like destroying the entire kitchen kind of disaster.

Keep scrolling and check out the cooking fails that the responsible people were brave enough to post.

1. Dumplings served straight out of hell. Enjoy~

2. These crescent rolls just came out looking like walruses that are so done with life

3. Grandma was having trouble with the mixer

4. That's really the spot you chose kitty? Really?!

5. We bet that wasn't what they had in mind

6. How could anyone even melt a pot on the stove top?

7. When it's 5:30 in the morning and the dog food is just right beside the coffee beans...

8. Even the grill is surprised at how bad this person messed up their burgers

9. This is the new rib style they're introducing: So well done it just came straight out of hell

10. The pasta was creating an art installation

11. Is that brownie batter or brown cement?

12. Sister tried making popcorn and look who showed up

13. You tried, chef, you tried

14. Tears for dinner anyone?

15. Aren't those eggs supposed to be in those pies already?

16. Guess why this person's wife won't quit laughing at him

17. Curry for the drive

18. This brownie looks like the before and after pictures in anti-addiction campaigns

19. No, it's not from a murder scene. It's just freshly made hot sauce which can murder your butt

20. Wife worked an hour on this crisp peach and broke into tears before her in-laws arrived

21. The cactus hated the lattice working (which is great by the way) so much it just dive-bombed into it

22. This is what you get for flipping a steak in a curved pan with all the butter splashing out

23. This person apparently ate 3 of their failed bread in anger

24. The poor fly was accidentally baked into the cookies

25. Lamb cake from Coraline

26. This is what you get for trying to get cinnamon toast in the dark. You end up with Cheeze Its

27. The remains of a French omelette

28. Finding the real bottle of cinnamon right after taking the last batch of cookies out the oven

29. The mother who baked this apparently thought the croissants would just roll themselves up while cooking

30. eggs to be scrambled for breakfast but the last one cracked ended up being completely rotten

31. Lava pizza

32. This person moved the flour away from the kid so they wouldn't mess with it but ended up knocking it off the counter with their elbow

33. Ever wonder what happens when you microwave a frozen uncooked croissant?

34. Ramen for the demon under the bed

35. Grandmother's donut recipe needs to be a little updated

36. They apparently bought a bringing bag instead of a baking bag

37. This is the result of 12 hours of making cinnamon swirl sourdough bread

38. Someone did not look closely enough at the label

39. These eggs don't want to be cooked that day

40. Roommate decided to make soup

41. This person wanted pizza but they opted to go to the grocery and try to eat healthy instead

42. Sister tried to toast bread with jelly in brand new toaster. The catch? She's 31.

43. Forgot the drip tray and only found it 10 minutes after it was turned on

44. What part went wrong with this cake?

45. This medium rare sourbread

46. Is this a memorial service for this smoking salmon?

47. Charcoal pizza is ready!

48. Apple pie vomit from the oven

49. The ceiling got a taste of the soup too

50. At least they're sure the cake isn't too dry

It's good to try new things. That's how you learn about them.

When it comes to food though, sometimes, it can just be better to order takeout rather than ending up having tears for dinner. Better yet, have someone assist you.

You know what they say, two heads are better than one. It lessens the chances of absolute failure.

Liezel