50 People Who Know That Christmas Is The Best Time For Humor
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way...
Damjan
- Published in Christmas
Christmas is wonderful. The festivity season is all about spending time with your family and friends, forgetting old grudges, eating, drinking, and – make jokes!
What would a family Christmas dinner be without that family member who is always cracking jokes? There is a reason for this wits outbreak during the holidays.
Everyone is in a good mood, so it's not likely you will offend anyone. And because of the high spirits, everyone will laugh even at jokes they would find quite stupid any other time of the year.
So yeah, Holidays are just a fantastic time for our dad jokes. So many happy memories…
The internet is full of witty Christmas jokes, and they really contribute to the holiday spirit. We have selected 50 of the best ones, and we know you are going to love them.
Let's all try to make this the best Christmas ever. And the one after it.
It is an admirable goal. And it's easier to achieve than that weight loss your New Year's resolutions will probably include.
Being nice to each other is not that difficult. And it creates happy people. Happy people make you want to be even nicer… it is a never-ending loop. All it needs is for one person to start it. Let's try it!
1. Merry Christmas!
MayMyEnemiesLiveLong2. "Due To The Pandemic, I Decided To Send My Mom A Cutout So I Could Still Be Home For The Holidays"
Berserk_Beer3. "My Daughter Always Steals Printer Paper To Draw On So For Christmas I Wrapped A Pack Of 500 Pages Of Paper. Easiest Present Ever"
imod34. "My Mom Got Fed Up And Said She'd Cancel Christmas If She Finds The Blocks Rearranged To Spell Anything That's Not "Holiday Themed""
willows_closet5. "Friend’s Christmas Sweater"
mdr286. "My Friend's Christmas Card"
kcm19847. "My Wife And I Are Expecting In The New Year. My Sister’s Name Is Emily. This Worked Out Well"
Bricklettuce8. "You Can Tell The Age Of A Tree From Its Rings"
Argodruid9. "For Christmas, My Mom Got My Dog And I Matching Pajamas"
Tenten3232110. "So After I Bought This House I Was Informed My Neighbors Do It Big For Christmas. I Spent A Lot Of Money Already Buying A New Tree And All The Decorations For The Inside, So I Talked To My Neighbor And We Came Up With The Perfect Solution"
ImBrokeEveryWed11. "Saw This Customer Today With The Coolest Christmas Decorations Ever"
corpsequeen9612. Special Feature
kevrone13. "Santa is outsourcing"
clitmitten14. Feeling smug...
BobButtons15. "My Sister Thought My Leg Could Use More Holiday Spirit"
stalnoypirat16. ""Day Five Of Sneaking Things Into The Nativity Scene Until Someone Notices"
krombopulosmfart17. "My Cousin Has No Idea Why People Are Laughing At Her Deer"
emperor_piglet18. " We Know The Teenage Kids Will Never Find It In Here"
bbbbbbbbbb9919. "My Daughter's Christmas List I Just Read. I Almost Choked On My Burger"
stefanfection20. “We’re Doing Pictures So Wear Something Nice”
rrrroasted21 "My Aunt’s First Selfie With Her First Ever Smart Phone She Got For Christmas"
beaverkc22. Mom listens...
BickertonMiss23. "My Cat Is Afraid Of Tangerines, So I Created A Force Field To Protect The Christmas Tree"
Iatrogenia24. "Our Christmas Card This Year"
olives4me25. "Happy Solstice"
awwaygirl26. "I Asked My Husband To Take On Some Christmas Cards This Year. My Sister Just Sent Me This Picture Of What He Wrote"
sorrygordon23. "My Son's Letter Santa. I Think He Knows"
Cr3s3ndO28. "I Saw The Apron While Shopping, And Decided To Do A Remake Of My Mother’s Favorite Picture For Christmas. 23 Years Apart"
Deeplight29. "I Got My Little Brother A Ghillie Suit For Christmas And Now He Wont Stop Hiding Behind The Tree
Sillypants6930. "Celebrating Christmas With My Wife’s Family, When Suddenly"
scottzee31. "Merry Christmas From My Hilarious Coworkers"
talia_x32 ."The Perfect Christmas Tree For 2020 Doesn't Exi-"
anuncommontruth33. "This Year's Christmas Card With The Roommates Turned Out Better Than The Expected"
desperato34. "We Had A Christmas Door Decorating Contest At Work. This Was My Entry"
R4D4R_MM35. "Me And My Cat's Christmas Card Was Deemed "Sacrilegious" By A Few People. What Do You Think?"
tamagothecat36. " How To Get Everyone In The Family Picture"
fatassroshi37. "A Buddy Of Mine Put This Up As His Christmas Tree"
Aphelion9338. "This Christmas Card I Thought Everyone Would Enjoy"
KojiKidd39. "Merry Christmas. I Spent An Hour This Morning Turning My Hair Into A Christmas Tree For A Costume Contest At Work. I Have No Shame"
dibbiluncan40. That's the spirit!
41. "Merry Christmas Beard"
ajallee42. "Did A Christmas Scavenger Hunt. This Is What My Grandpa Sent For 3 Wise Men"
WizardlyJB__ps443. "Look What I Found"
RandomTho2444. True heroes
CalebMoshier45. "My Wife Told Me To Get Dressed Up For Professional Xmas Photos. Think I Nailed It"
Darzin46. Sad, but true
MonicaHesse47. Family
AprilAncira48. "If You Ever Feel Useless, Remember You Can Turn On Subtitles For The Yule Log. Merry Christmas"
Shay_Mar49. "My Annual Christmas Photo With My Housemates"
matafumar50. "I'm No Longer Allowed To Help With The Xmas Decorations"
drdalebrantWhat did you think of these posts- did they get your holiday spirits up? We hope they did.
Hey, we have an idea -let's try to be nice to each other even when the holidays are over. We know it is difficult, but let's give it a shot:)
It's a cruel world out there, and it's up to us to change it. Enjoy your holidays, people, and Merry Christmas to all!