Redditor Chooses His Dog Over Girlfriend Despite The Fact That The Dog Loves Eating Her Lipstick

"I wouldn't immediately get rid of the dog I've had with me for 8 years over some lipstick that I can replace easily"

Maryjane
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Redditor Chooses His Dog Over Girlfriend Despite The Fact That The Dog Loves Eating Her Lipstick

Without a doubt, dogs are adorable to have around but sometimes, they can be a handful. This might be inevitable for pet parents who put on make-up.

Accidents can happen, and occasionally our pets ingest inappropriate items. Most frequently, a poorly locked garbage bin is the route via which dogs gain access to makeup or makeup accessories, such as beauty blenders and brushes.

First and foremost, always take your pet to a qualified veterinarian if you believe they may be in danger but the OP in today's story didn't mind at all as his dog chews things that are mostly "harmless." So let's get to know more about this 9-year-old, 13-pound Brussels Griffon dog named Russ, as the OP describes him as sweet, always happy to see him, and adorably ugly.

So how did this dog become the bone of contention? Well, the OP's girlfriend came to live with him, and she found the dog's attitude toward eating things adorable until it got to her turn.

Turns out Russ really likes lipstick, and the OP's girlfriend's makeup vanity was the go-to. So long story short, Russ has eaten well over $100 worth of lipstick, and the OP has offered to replace them each time, but then the girlfriend got fed up.

Now she's demanding the OP choose between her and the dog. Find out how the whole story unfolded as you keep scrolling down.

Things have gone great with the OP and his girlfriend until...

Things have gone great with the OP and his girlfriend until...u/MaynardShortypants
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He's done it so much over the last 8 years

He's done it so much over the last 8 yearsu/MaynardShortypants

I push in her stool if I see it out, but I can't be everywhere

I push in her stool if I see it out, but I can't be everywhereu/MaynardShortypants
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I've told her what to do to protect her makeup

I've told her what to do to protect her makeupu/MaynardShortypants

The reddit thread got over a thousand comments and here are some of them below.

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Lipstick and Kleenex can be dangerous

Lipstick and Kleenex can be dangerousReddit

How do you get outsmarted by your dog?

How do you get outsmarted by your dog?Reddit
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You can't replace eight years of love and friendship

You can't replace eight years of love and friendshipReddit

It's very arrogant of her to assume

It's very arrogant of her to assumeReddit
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She's not perfect but any dog can be trained

She's not perfect but any dog can be trainedReddit

It's hard but it's worth it

It's hard but it's worth itReddit
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He knows how to use the damn litter box

He knows how to use the damn litter boxReddit

This redditor fell in love with the dog's faces

This redditor fell in love with the dog's facesReddit
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You are making excuses for a dog

You are making excuses for a dogReddit

Take responsibility for Russ's bad behavior

Take responsibility for Russ's bad behaviorReddit

This redditor would consider the GF though

This redditor would consider the GF thoughReddit

Lipsticks can be dangerous and poisonous

Lipsticks can be dangerous and poisonousReddit

There are absolutely things you can do

There are absolutely things you can doReddit

It's kind of an open concept bedroom

It's kind of an open concept bedroomReddit

GF should be able to step right over it

GF should be able to step right over itReddit

You've been that supportive of her or proactive with the situation

You've been that supportive of her or proactive with the situationReddit

This is a fairly reasonable thing for your girlfriend

This is a fairly reasonable thing for your girlfriendReddit

He will eat something not so harmless

He will eat something not so harmlessReddit

The relationship has likely run its course

The relationship has likely run its courseReddit

Russ is practically more family than she is

Russ is practically more family than she isReddit

Occasionally, dogs might be cunning enough to get to where you keep your makeup. Regardless of how your dog managed to get a hold of it, your pet may now have ingested something harmful.

But that's not the case here and the OP made it clear that he won't get rid of the dog he's had with him for 8 years over some lipstick that he can replace easily.

Maryjane