Delusional "Choosing Beggars" Who Raised Their Expectations Way Too High

If someone is offering you something for free, don't be a dick and ask for more.

Ayoub

• Published in Funny
• July 1, 2022

They say that "beggars can't be choosers," but some people don't really care about that and raise their expectations way too high. They either never got the memo or simply have no shame and will try anything as long as there's a small chance that someone out there will agree to their nonsense.

It's easier to be a beggar online because you can just use any random account and make your request as ridiculous as possible. If they had to do it in person, they would think twice before allowing themselves to make these ridiculous requests.

The worst part about this, some of these beggars all have one thing in common; they include their children in their posts so people will have an additional reason to gift them things. It's not begging if it's for your child, right? Their logic is so flawed and including their children in their scams makes it even worse.

You might have come across some choosing beggars throughout your life, but I bet they are nothing compared to the people in the posts below. They raised the begging and entitlement bar way too high, and they have never known what shame even feels like.

1. You can't just like what I said, you have to find it funny.

2. "I need friends but only young females that “tease me”. Disgusting."

3. "I get a lot of DMs daily from teen tiktok “stars” asking for free stuff from my business, and here’s an example"

4. "Absolute human vermin"

5. "Guys, she might cry"

6. "My favorite city to visit Due By"

7. "Went on a few dates with this girl where I picked this girl up every time and I paid for everything (including zoo tickets and a high end restaurant). She was upset I asked her to pay for a sandwich on the third date"

8. "I’ll pay what and when I want."

9. "My brother likes to make large sum bets and thinks I'll just pull out of my savings to help pay his dues"

10. "WoW...such a deal .... I will really work for "long term" at "High volume" for 5$ for a business I have no idea about it."

11. "He's going to pay with experience bucks"

12. "Choosing beggars. Bartender edition."

13. "Thinking you deserve a full salary for babysitting your own kids while they do schoolwork."

14. "You’d have to take out a small loan to date her."

15. "Came home and this note was taped to my door. Time to install security cams I guess"

16. "This grown man whining about a baby sitter that asks for 3 dollars an hour"

17. "A whole $1.36 an hour"

18. "Jedi skills need improvement"

"If you say ok to that, he would have shown up with $75" -aznar

19. "Ah, but you get to hang with my kids, and hey, maybe earn something extra!!"

21. "Choosing beggar in my local FB group asking for specific $100+ toys for free lol."

The thing is, these people will try anything as long as there's the chance that someone will agree to their ridiculous demands. Some people are simply kind-hearted and like helping others and these people take advantage of that with their disgusting entitlement.

Ayoub