30 Children Who's Well-Mannered Food Roasts Made Them Internet Famous

These kids have used English to roast foods they don't like in the most polite way ever.

Lakeisha

• Published in Funny
• December 8, 2021

"You can't trust everything that comes out of a child's mouth," is a phrase many of us have heard many times, but you can't also ignore everything that comes out of a child's mouth!

Children have no filter and so sometimes they blurt out bitter truth we've been running away from. Don't like an aunt, but don't have the guts to say it out loud?

Give a child the task and they'll make sure your aunt hears it loud and clear. Children may be blunt and sharp at the same time, but they're innocent beings who haven't learned to sugarcoat things.

This is where parents step in to train their kids and make them understand the concept of not hurting people's feelings and sentiments just because they're kids. They're taught how to say things in a different way than what they're used to.

Sure, it's great to call a spade a spade, but instead of being too blunt, parents teach their children to be more polite and use more respectful words instead. But what happens when parents forbid their kids to use certain words?

Well, then parents get roasted in the language they understand best! Children are geniuses at inventing new phrases just to get their word across.

Don't believe me? Check out what some parents have to say!

This kid will go places with such gentleman'ish attitude.

Sad apples taste like sadness. This kid's right.

I can imagine the sweet potatoes hatching a plan on his plate.

Now that's a royal roast.

So did he like them or not?

I honestly didn't know we could taste TV static.

Well, he's being blunt in a polite way.

Nope, no one does, sadly.

She's 100% correct. Someone give this kid a medal.

Aww! There's no way to get mad when kids do this.

This son has potential.

That salad needs to go get dressed.

Indeed, son. Indeed.

LOL. He must've hated whatever it was.

Aww. I hope he's feeling the random food goodness again.

This is yet another polite, well-mannered roast.

Uh. Mommy, please don't make him end the world.

Well played, Soph, well played.

That should've been a word. I'd have used it too.

A spoonful of ghosts? Dang.

LOL. Well, technically teeth do work when we eat, so maybe they're tired.

Like a boss.

Eew. I wonder what soup it was.

What's cold, sweet and creamy? This kid's a genius.

LOL. As long as he got his word across. But he was being polite.

So basically everything is dangerous.

LOL. It would take a long time to feel bad for what he said.

Ah, his mouth is a different dimension altogether. Makes sense.

LOL. Kids can spit venom.

Puberty Paul Hollywood, that's a classic.

In Summary...

As you've seen, kids can get their word across even if you put barricades in their vocabulary! There's no way they're going to suck it up because you told them not to say certain words.

So next time you tell your kids to not say something, be prepared to hear what they have to say. It might take you a while to get used to polite food roasts, but hey, at least it won't hurt as much!

Lakeisha