Pawrent Blames Children For Cash Theft Only To Catch The Real Cat Criminal, Red-Pawed

A cute cat burglar leaves in my house!

Maryjane

• Published in News
• August 10, 2022

Greetings, Cat Lovers! How is everyone feeling on this brand new day?

Are you guys ready and pumped up to face what this new day brings? We know we are ready, and we hope you are too.

Today is going to be a fantastic day for us all. Today we will all be creative, productive, and sharp-minded.

We are all going to attract positive energy and abundance, and not just that, we are all eternally protected by the universe. Never fail to remember that when you are feeling good, you have to do good and remain good because we are bringing something good your way.

Today we're bringing to your doorsteps a funny little Reddit thread, and we really hope that it will lift your spirits and make you smile. Okay, so how many of you know that cats love money?

Well, we are not exactly sure why they do it because it's not as if they know the value of money. However, if you gave them the option of choosing between a lavish $400 cat tree and a $5 bill, they would select the latter.

However, cats are also known to be crooks, which may be where their affection for money comes from. Yes, it makes the most sense now that we have given it some thought.

Well, it appears that another cat code has been deciphered. Enjoy this tale of another crook robbing his owner of money.

We have a cat burglar in the house...

Here is the cat criminal in my house

Listen, we are aware that this situation is undesirable and that the cat is almost certainly to blame for this theft. Yup, it always presumed innocent until proven guilty.

There are only a few questions we need to ask in order to look into this issue further. At the time of the tragedy, where were the children?

Because they could have simply set up the cat if they had been nearby. Well it's just an opinion...

It's the big bills for me

The cat is not here to mess around

The cat does need some catnip and it has to be bought

A huge amount of tuna

It's definitely fishing for the money and knows the big bills

But if we were to accept the story that this cat is actually guilty, we might argue that she has affluent taste. We figure she'll use it to buy a substantial amount of sushi, prawns, and tuna.

Please let us join this celebration as the people online are clearly doing so too. Here are more comments for you below...

The cat I brought home brings my mind flowers every spring

This commenter suggests getting him some play money

Do you think these cats can read numbers?

The cat was taken away from its job site

Most cats won't care but maybe a few

An unpaid kitten support

What the kids thought him

This commenter is remembering a time...

The pawfect cover

Certainly, this post has gotten you super ready to face your day squarely. It certainly did that for these commenters, and they wasted no time in admitting it through their replies.

If this post did place a smile on your face, then spread the joy by sharing it with your family and friends. Don’t forget to leave your thoughts and opinions in the comments below.

Maryjane