Instagram Creep Gets Hilarious Response After Asking For Explicit Photos From A Cat Account

Epic moment when Henrietta the cat turned the tables on an internet creep.

Jesse

• Published in Interesting
• July 6, 2024

Alright, folks, gather around for a tale of modern internet hilarity straight from the halls of the infamous Malicious Compliance subreddit. Like most funny stories, it all started with a cat. 

Henrietta was an eight-year-old rescue cat with a diva streak a mile wide. She loved attention and cuddles, and getting brushed was her absolute favorite part of the day. 

Naturally, her owner thought, why not share her royal fluffiness with the world? But, boy, were they in for a shocking surprise. 

With her profile all set up, complete with an adorable bio and a picture that could melt the coldest of hearts, they hit the 'post' button and waited for the flood of likes and follows. What they didn’t anticipate, however, was the first DM to roll in.

It was a classic “Hey, nudes for nudes?” message, complete with the obligatory peach and eggplant emojis. Clearly, some people were still fishing for attention in all the wrong places. 

But here’s where the story took a turn toward deliciously wicked comedy. Henrietta’s owner decided to channel their inner troll by asking if the notorious DM-er wanted to see a picture of their “hairy pu**y.” The answer was an enthusiastic yes, of course. 

Ladies and gentlemen, this was a moment for the history books. They sent a picture of Henrietta in all her fluffy glory. The look on her face was pure feline royalty.  

One can’t help but chuckle at the thought of the DM-er’s reaction. I’m sure that wasn’t the kind of hairy pu**y they were expecting.

The story in detail

Imagine receiving such a message on your cat account

Check out some interesting comments we've gathered from the Reddit community;

"Love the look your cat gave him"

"Henrietta is gorgeous, OP! I'm running over to follow her now".

OP’s cat is definitely feeling like a celebrity with the all the attention she’s getting

The number of “male spynx cats” searches on Google will definitely go up soon

The cats face says a lot

"One time I had a "lake Tahoe fan page" ask me for n*des"

That cat is adorable, but someone needs to get their phone charged ASAP

"I have some photos of wet, unsh**ed b**vers"

"I'm not into hairy pu**y, but I love this one"

This Redditor is wondering why OP made an account for their cat in the first place

OP says anyone who meets their cat falls in love with her. So it’s safe to say that they want to show their cute critter off to the world

"Those are beautiful eyes"

This little episode was met with uproarious laughter and applause from Redditors. Because if there’s one thing Reddit loves, it’s a good story of internet justice served with a side of cat humor.

So here’s to Henrietta, the internet’s newest furry queen. And if you ever find yourself in a similar situation, remember: sometimes the best way to deal with internet weirdos is a bit of mischief and a hefty dose of malicious compliance.

Jesse