Women Share Utterly Hilarious Stories Of Men Trying To Cook And Failing Miserably

At least roaring laughter came out of these travesties.

Elana

• Published in Funny
• April 11, 2020

Depending on who you ask, there are people who will insist that it's women "these days" who can no longer cook like the women of the past, and a lot of men have stepped up to the plate. However, as a recent viral Twitter thread revealed... that is definitely not be the case for everyone.

In fact, it would seem that for a lot of men it's business as usual: they don't know the first thing about boiling noodles. Non-binary Twitter user by the handle cottoncandaddy shared a simple yet humorous story that blew up onto something even more hysterical than our wildest dreams when they inspired hoards of people to share their similar moments of bewilderment regarding the male species and cooking fails.

The Tweet that started it all.

Insert Pathetic Hulk imagery.

1. Swing and a miss.

2. Oh honey, no.

3. I'm horrified, literally horrified.

4. It's a mystery to us all.

5. Uncooked as heck.

6. The most important part.

7. This sounds disgusting, honestly.

8. Well, I watched them, didn't I??

9. BOIL??? WATER?????

10. You are smart man but that does not mean you are smart man.

11. Oh my GOD

12. The simplest things done wrong.

13. Yep, it's still there!

14. They bloom nicely.

15. Not even close.

16. Actually, this one is mildly impressive.

17. Have you ever slapped a chicken? If not, are you truly living?

18. How do I dumb this down for you, dude?

19. That's a new one.

20. Oh this hurts my brain.

Elana