People Are Telling Us The Real Accomplishments That Should Be Crossed Of Your Bucket List By The Time You're 35

This hilariously real list of accomplishments should be what everyone does before they hit the age of 35.

Mikayla

• Published in Funny
• January 1, 2018

We all have goals that we want to work hard to achieve, it might be buying your first home, or perhaps traveling to ten different countries before you hit your thirties. 

Whatever you thought your good goals might have been a lot of people recently were shocked to read an article published by Market Watch on Twitter that stated you should have saved twice the amount of your salary by the age of 35. 

Now while for some people this might seem an easy and realistic task the truth is that for others it's just not that easy. So instead of keeping quiet people on Twitter decided that they would offer their own more realistic alternatives...

And there's always twice as many bottoms as their are lids...

Are you telling me it wasn't ten years ago?

I also call this: The floor

You learn this around 25 to be honest

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M LIKE MY MOTHER

This is a VERY important part of adult life

I think one of these goes to my phone... Maybe?

WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOON

Or ladles. Ladles are the worst.

Tired. All the time.

Plus 3 years of study and 2 of on-site training

This is now your "hard-drives hard drive."

It's all a trick. You're 35 forever.

What are friends?

By 35 you have perfected your resting B face

WRECKED

Have I told my boss that my boyfriends mothers cousins grandfather died yet?

ME

Wait... WHAT!?

This is a permanent life annoyance that no one sees coming...

Mikayla