After Telling A Stupid Joke, Her Not-So-Bright Boyfriend Quit His Job To Home School His Dog
The battle for human rights—for equality, justice, and freedom—goes on everywhere in the world. Compassionate people are fighting to guarantee that non-human animals are not left behind in this significant trend.
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Animals have been used unfairly, mistreated, purposely hurt, and killed by humans for millennia because they are perceived as inferior and different. There are many similarities between the two movements, despite the fact that the rights that humans need and deserve are distinct from those that animals need and deserve.
Both fight for the justice and fairness of creatures who have historically and currently endured horrible treatment. So yes, animals do have rights.
We’re guessing that’s what the OP’s boyfriend meant, but apparently, he took it way further. Okay, so the OP took this hilarious but serious story to the r/tifu subreddit community.
The OP’s boyfriend has a dog, Chowder, and he always says that "pets are people, too," but the OP’s pretty sure "he was just parroting back some phrase from a dog food commercial." Things got serious real quick when the OP’s boyfriend quit his job.
Why? The OP made a joke saying that if dogs are people, they better have human rights and they’d better provide Chowder with a free education until age 18!"
The OP’s boyfriend took this joke seriously and opted to teach the dog. Read the whole story below.
Today, I F**ked Up Story
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed
If they are people, they better have human rights!
It was up to par with the public education system
He told me that he has quit his job
Money is not the problem
The reddit thread gathered a fair amount of attention as it was upvoted 5.8k times with more than 800 comments. We've compiled some of the most popular comments from Redditors, so check them out all below.
1. End it and save both your time
2. Dog math teacher it is
3. OP gave him a plausible excuse
4. He is a compassionate idiot
5. Dogs mature quickly
6. This genuinely sounds concerning
7. I overhead part of the call with his boss
8. He was also about as soft as said
9. Chowder is doing to be an accountant
10. We know nothing about the situation
11. The kids will have daily walks amongst other things
12. This Redditor thinks the OP is making up stories
13. Is he?
14. You should check him into an institution
15. He saw an opening and he shot
16. This Redditor believes this story is from a cartoon
17. That man is a keeper
18. You just don't have a whole lot of choice
19. Encourage him to become a dog trainer
20. Lol... This is a hilarious one
This story went from 1 to 10 real quick as no one could ever predict that the OP’s boyfriend would take such a decision. If the OP wasn’t around, how did he intend to feed himself and the dog with this hasty decision?
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