The Best Text Responses To Weirdos On The Internet

You gotta be lighthearted when it comes to online dating, it's a jungle out there.

Ariana

• Published in Funny
• January 24, 2019

We see them all the time - overly excited guys on online dating platforms being WAY to forward, WAY too soon. Sometimes it's an unsolicited photo... and sometimes it's something entirely different - all the while it can be shocking. Instagram pages like @ByeFelipe have made careers from showing us all just how bad people are behaving in the DMs.

While those posts can be crazy entertaining (you know they are), they can often be disheartening for those who are single and still have hope they'll meet their one true love online.

We far prefer when females giving sassy AF clap-backs back. If you're in the same boat, sit back, relax and enjoy 21 of the best. Our personal favorite? Lasagna! (You'll see).

Best Buy???

Totally going to do this.

Hey, Dad!

She couldn't let it go...

NEGATIVE

Sexy Netflix?

This much!

This one time, at band camp...

New me

Every single day forever...

Making note of this one, too...

Lasagna. Always.

Indianna Jones is that you?

BURNNN

Very true...

That Men In Black device was EVERRYYTHHING!

Iconic!

You a virgin, hun?

Love this!

When guys use words they don't know...

This was savage

Ariana