The Types Of Nightclub Customers That Are A Total Turn-Off, As Told By A Bartender

“My No. 1 ick is when a guy brings a girl over to the bar..."

Sophia

• Published in Interesting
• March 23, 2024

Nightclub bartenders navigate a world that oscillates between the high energy of pulsating music and the intricate dynamics of human behavior. From the overconfident pickup artists showcasing their moves to the relentless selfie-takers craving attention amidst the hustle, these nightlife professionals witness a broad spectrum of personalities each night.

Armed with humor and a dash of frustration, bartenders have honed a sixth sense for identifying "ick-worthy" customers—those whose antics trigger an internal eye-roll accompanied by a silent 'here we go again.'

Bartending, while often glamorized, is a challenging profession that demands a unique blend of skills, including speed, precision, and an exceptional memory, not to mention the emotional labor involved in managing the various moods and demands of patrons. A bartender must play multiple roles—mixologist, confidant, peacemaker, and sometimes even therapist.

The job offers a front-row seat to the human condition, showcasing the best and worst of behaviors under the influence of alcohol. Yet, despite its challenges, bartending can be immensely rewarding.

The role provides an opportunity to meet and interact with a diverse array of people, each bringing their own stories and experiences to the bar. It's a learning experience like no other, offering lessons in psychology, patience, and the art of conversation.

For those with a passion for nightlife and a resilience against the 'icks,' bartending can offer a richly varied and fulfilling career. Just take a look at these...

A nightclub bartender, known on social media as Jackie (@jacquelinee.rose), shared her list of turn-offs she experiences with certain patrons.

"“My No. 1 ick is when a guy brings a girl over to the bar. He orders the drinks."

"He goes, ‘We’ll take two vodka sodas,’ ordering for her. I make the drinks, I walk them over to him. You would assume that the man is going to pay. He just brought this girl over, they don’t know each other.

And when I look at him for payment, he looks over to the girl.”

This vibrant profession also paves the way for creative expression, allowing bartenders to innovate and craft new cocktail recipes that could potentially become the next big hit. The thrill of seeing patrons enjoy their creations adds a layer of satisfaction to the job that goes beyond the nightly earnings.

Moreover, the fast-paced environment of a nightclub demands that bartenders remain constantly alert, ready to adapt to any situation—skills that are invaluable in many aspects of life beyond the bar.

In addition to the personal growth opportunities, bartending in a nightclub setting fosters a sense of community among staff and regular patrons. This camaraderie is often the lifeline that sustains workers through the long nights and challenging situations.

Sharing stories, laughing off the absurdities of the night, and supporting each other in times of need, bartenders and their colleagues create a unique workplace culture that's as intoxicating as the drinks they serve.

“Bonus points if it’s one of those thick, metal American Expresses that really, really makes the noise.”

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Eyebrow game on point, Jackie!

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Not the Philly accent!

Another thing...

Every single time!

At least you can admit it!

Opening and closing tabs—so annoying!

In the cocktail of life, bartenders shake up more than just drinks—they blend stories, emotions, and the human spirit, serving up experiences one glass at a time. It turns out the real magic of nightlife isn't found in the neon lights but in the hands that pour behind the bar.

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