Woman Barks At Her Ex-Boyfriend After He Begins To Harrass Her In Public

She literally barked at him ...and it worked!

Chelsi

• Published in Funny
• December 9, 2021

You can ask any woman you know and they will have stories about getting followed by creeps in broad daylight. You can also ask any person you know and they will have tons of crazy stories about their ex.

Put those two together and you've got this redditor's creepy ex. Reddit user u/copolars an amusing story in the popular sub Am I The A**hole.

According to OP (original poster), her ex is not an issue for her but more of a nuisance. But she thought to share anyway because she knows other redditors will howl in laughter.

OP began dating this guy Ezra when 6 months into the relationship, red flags start to pop up. Without hesitation, OP broke off the relationship and didn't think much of her ex.

OP is now happily in love with her person and is dedicated to her career. Ezra on the other hand was with a new girlfriend for about 8 months until they decided to call it quits.

The moment he broke off things with his new girl, OP started to receive phone calls from Ezra. Initially, he just wanted OP's emotional support but they got so bad that OP blocked him, even emails.

OP moved in with her boyfriend whose house was near OP's best friend and unknown to her, close to the mother of Ezra's child. This is where things escalated.

One night, OP was walking home from a night out at her best friend's house. OP was inebriated and happily dancing on the streets, movie-style when suddenly Ezra popped up out of nowhere with his kid in tow.

Ezra was trying to get OP's attention but was unable to since she's wearing earphones. Realizing that she couldn't hear him, Ezra tried to rip one of the earbuds so OP can hear him.

Immediately, the ex began yelling at OP at how she ruined his relationship with his ex (OP didn't meet her) and basically calling OP a b*tch. Time for quick action.

So OP barked. Yes, literally barked like a dog.

When Ezra tried to yell louder, OP barked even louder. People were looking at them but OP didn't care. Ezra was embarrassed and left quickly and now every time they see each other and Ezra bothers her, OP will bark at him and it works like a charm.

One of their common acquaintances tells OP about everything Ezra shares. Apparently, he's traumatized by OP's barking, she's crazy, and an as*hole for humiliating him in public.

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Redditors looooved the way OP handled her creepy ex

They all think OP behaved like the queen of the pack

Some even likened OP's amusing behavior to their own daughter...

... and OP has a lot of skills other than barking

So, barking at an annoying ex will magically remove them from your presence at about 60 seconds tops? Good to know.

Ezra is beneath OP and she doesn't need to pay a shrink a ridiculous amount of money to get over him. An unbothered queen!

Oh, he won't definitely forget it

Ezra's a doof for not recongizing OP's special talents and hilarity!

Exquisitely executed...

... and OP is fully embracing this persona

Pavlov!

OP is unstoppable and please do the email thing!

Well...

Every woman has experienced harassment at least once

A different yet equally amusing take on how to handle this situation. A+++ for having the grace of an angry lizard.

Finally, a practical advice

But OP truly is unbothered and quite possibly enjoys freaking out her ex

OP received a lot of love and attention from Reddit users, it's evident in the positive comments she received and the Reddit awards showered to her.

We thank her for sharing her truly amusing story and though we hope her ex doesn't bother her again, we will be sad to see the end of The Barkening Saga.

Chelsi