The Pun Rises: Start Your Day With 40 Excellent Puns

No, we're not sorry

Kylin

• Published in Funny
• August 28, 2022

I think it’s safe to say everyone enjoys laughing. It is such a good feeling all over, thanks to the endorphins our body releases.

Not only are our bodies filled with those feel-good endorphins, but according to Mayo Clinic, laughter “enhances your intake of oxygen-rich air, stimulates your heart, lungs, and muscles.” Laughing is an easy way to relieve stress and tension.

Thankfully, there are endless resources to get a good laugh! Whether you’re sharing a laugh while watching your favorite TV show or silly animal videos, sharing memes between friends, or a timely “dad joke,” it’s scientifically proven that you’ll be feeling much better than you did before.

In an effort to combine some of the best and easiest ways to share a laugh (memes and dad jokes), there’s a Twitter page that is dedicated to posting a hilarious variety of pun-related jokes. @ThePunnyWorld is self-described as the place with the “most hilarious puns, jokes and terrible gags!”

So far, they have over 515K followers and endless content that guarantees that *something* will get a chuckle from you and your family. Today, we gathered a handful of their silly, eye-roll-worthy, and groan-inducing punny posts that will leave you giggling and feeling refreshed.

1. "Yeah, I Have a lot of questions. Number One: How dare you?"

2. Get ready to raise the roof

3. Congratulations, it's a pun!

4. Don’t play poi with me

5. A whole new take on the Cloud

6. Nothing better than not working

7. Life is all about perspective

8. Are you okay?

9. But I can write on both

10. A clever riddle

11. And anger a hardline conservative

12. Badum-tiss

13. A grape endeavor

14. Wholesome and punny

15. Think they peaked with this one?

16. He has a third on the way, Anna123

17. They must have had Access to a lot of office jobs

18. The force is strong with this one

19. Blub blub

20. Bee puns really sting

21. Take it with a pinch of salt

22. Swole days

23. Did they just correct him or say yes?

24. Maybe even offended, stunnned or humiliated

25. 1/100,000,000,000 Would not recommend

26. He can also solve netting issues on the fly

27. Let me levee my options in case there is an outfall

28. Just like grammar used to make

29. I GUESS

30. In a literal sense, yes

31. Groot joke

32. Gonna cost psalm money

33. Gimme

34. I, for one, quite like Roman Numerals

35. Did Jew really just say that

36. I heard that's where Roy G Biv ended up

37. Right at the tips of my fingers

38. 15 minutes later, the neutron decays

39. Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humor

40. Every good pun needs firm foundations to build on

Are you a pun lover or a pun hater? I absolutely adore puns, the cheesier the better in my opinion.

Let us know how you feel about puns in the comments section and if you have a favorite pun, be sure to include it for everyone to enjoy.

You can find more punny content from ThePunnyWorld on Twitter and Facebook.

Kylin